KKasauti Aptitude kkii!!!

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*is kahani ke koi patra kalpanik nahi hai. Inka Vastavikta se koi na koi sambandh nischit hai. *

any resemblance of any characters living is purely uncoincidental...it is purely altered for entertaintment purpose!

Introduction:
this is a scene of what happens when a carefree class of engineering students first time get the aptitude fever!!!I wont say anymore ,read on....

EPISODE 00000001
the classroom scene unfolds ...the time is lunch break

Swati:{@"hum to aise hai bhaiyya"song plays in background@}: hey maine shakuntala devi ka puzzle book laya hai, mere ghar pe char saal se pada hua tha...!!!

Sneha:{@"james bond music track with Goli maar bheje mein song"@} :[Man mein]:Yeh aur kaunse yug ki devi hai??##*???

Raageshree:{ @"dil hai chota sa@"}: She is the famous mathematician na??
Aatish:{@"shaktimaan@"}:thoda book dikhana...,thoda ,..thoda book dikhana [opens the book]

Ahmed:{@"Pehli nazar mein @"}: Abe kya padh raha hai? Aptitude puzzles?
(reads a question):Abe yeh question to easy hai..,mein solve karega yeh!!!" If i walk with 30 miles/hr ,..i reach 1 hr before n if i walk ....blah blah...find speed with which i walk...!!"
*/15 mins head banging/*
Ahmed: speed is 60m/hr hai na??
Sneha:nahi
Ahmed:nahi?..nahi...ruk zara...uh uh ..240 m/hr?
Sneha:nahi its 120m/hr...pata nahi kaise...piche ans diya hai..
Ahmed: ..are wahi na....1st ans was almost correct...zara mistake thi..60*2=120m/hr..hah
Swati :Mil gaya?kaise solve kiya?

Ahmed:...are dekh...first speed kitna? 30m/hr... to mein ek ghanta pehle pahuchta hai aur 40m/hr pe ek ghanta der se....11 baje pahuchna hai....blah blah...blah...

Aatish:Abe kuch bhi mat bak....pehle distance find karna hai....blah blah...

Anjana :{@Singh is Kinng@"}: what is this? speed.,distance?yesterday it was apples oranges n lemons problem...pura fruit salad ban gaya tha!!!Aaj kya banega??

Swati:("i m a proud mother of a great son look"):humari class pehli baar kuch achche kaam mein dimag laga rahe hai...

Raageshree(Raagi): Aare mila tum logon ko ans? mujhe ans nahi aaya...

Abhipreet:{@Main aisa kyon hun"@}: Are u have to solve it using equations yaar!!
Take 2 eqns ..blah blah...n equate them n see.
Aatish:hein!!! na jayana te...ani eqn gheun baslo jalyar thaych urtalo!!!

Karen:{@yeh ankhen ,yeh kaajal..@}: Aare no...we can assume x to be time v want...n x-1 is one hr early...x+1 is late...n then ...oh time is given?? no wait...[#confused##]
Aatish:Dont give any shit theory of yours ok...?What rubbish ...11 is already given...any shit u speak...!!
Sundar:[Bedekar lonche (pickle)presents- Melodyman of the year]
{@ Meri awaaz sunooooo@}: Aare what is the problem?y r u all fighting? very bad....(goes humming) Teri Ore ,..Teri Ore..hmm hmmm
Sneha,Ragi,Suparna solving speed problem:\\(Entry) :Mithil ...{@ Fair n lovely presents-Einstein of d week@} :Aah this problem is from R.S Agarwal...i know...ive seen it...its easy ( And exit)

Prabhat:{@Chahe koi mujhe jungli kahe @}: lets solve that fish problem..."a fisherman catches 5 fish...n is rated as good,7 fish-rating is fair...blah...how many fish he catches tht week?"
Ahmed: no 1st solve speed problem...fish dekha to bas...
Rageshree:Shee this problem is giving me a headache now....
Karen:ya just forget it....i dont even walk at 30miles/hr...who cares bout d speed yaar..aise qn kyon puchte hai pata nahi....
Abhipreet:I still think we can use equations.....[luks to find no 1 listening]

n on this note the d bell rings n d lunch break is over....leaving swati wondering...what speed she should walk to get to her bench in time...

Pata nahi is class ka placement mein kya haal hoga....!!!