Monday, December 21, 2015

If feelings could...

If feelings had eyes,
the truth would they see?
and not be so tangled,
in something that's never gonna be.

If feelings had ears,

the thudding heart would they hear?
before they took off after something,
like a car in top gear.

If feelings had a nose,

brewing trouble would they sniff?
and be wary from the start,
saving us a lot of grief.

If feelings had a tongue,

would they tell us their true stand?
and not sway our emotions this way and that,
making it so hard to comprehend.

If feelings had wings,

how far would they fly?
and not scream in suppressed rebellion,
someday, watching a dream go by.

If feelings could lie,

would they do so, to make us feel better?
and not let the sting of bitter truth,
cause our perfect dreams to shatter.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Not Just an Option...

Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I want to be the only choice,
To the song of your soul...
A hope, a light, a voice.
Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I had rather be your whim,
A thought, a face, a kindred heart...
that you saw in a distant dream.
Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I want to be that pull,
of friendship, of comfort, of love...
that fills your heart to the full.
Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I want to be loved despite the cracks in my mirror,
my fear, my doubts, my crazy bouts... 
And not just by the pretty outer frame
.
Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I want not to be an obligation,
just a settlement, a compromise...
that you adjust into a relation.

Life is full of options,
But I don't want to be one of them...
I want you to show that you care,
a gesture, an emotion, a silent promise...
that for me you'll always be there.
Life is full of options,
some logical, some insane...
I want to be, what your heart wants
And not just a plausible solution by your brain.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Short Story 1

This is my first attempt at writing a short story (2500-3000 words).

The Girl in the blue scarf

The blade of the knife in her hand, glinted in the moonlight, as she moved deliberately towards me. Her face was partly hidden by the shadows and the blue scarf covering her head, with only her eyes visible. Her soft honey brown eyes that had once captivated me with their depth, were now staring at me with the savageness of a beast.
She had seen me crouching behind the bushes and her intention was clear. I knew her secret, and now she was going to make sure I wouldn’t live to tell anyone else. I tried to stand up and run, but my legs seemed to be in a panic of their own. I fell to the ground in pain and I realised that I had twisted my ankle badly. I stood rooted to the spot, paralysed by fear. She was now standing over me, her knife drawn. A sharp gasp escaped me as her face was illuminated by the moonlight exposing a grotesque rubbery and disfigured section of her face. She looked like a character out of the horror and serial killer movies I so often enjoyed watching.

“Noooo…” a pathetic cry escaped my lips. I shut my eyes tightly like a traumatized child, as she brought the knife down towards my torso. In a last-ditch attempt, I turned my body and tried to roll myself from under the attack that I knew was coming.

There was a thud and a sharp pain in my arm.
I opened my eyes, my heart thundering in my chest. I am still alive, I realised. The girl was nowhere to be seen. For a few moments I could not understand where I was or what was happening.
“It's a nightmare,” I exhaled in relief as I realised that I had fallen off the bed in my attempt to roll away from the murderer.
“Keshav, are you all right? I heard you shout…” my flatmate Prashant knocked at my locked bedroom door.
“Yes Pashu, I am fine. I just had a nightmare, that’s all. Don’t worry.” I answered him, without bothering to open the door. I did not want him to see the dishevelled, sweaty state I was in.
“Oh, with the number of gory crime novels you read and horror movies you watch…they are bound to haunt you at night. Try not to wet your bed ok?” he chuckled as he walked back to his room.
“Jerk,” I called him. He was always mocking me for my love of crime and horror novels. He was the least interested in books or reading. Knowing him for almost four years now, I had deduced that he had only two interests 1) Video games 2) Girls.

Actually if I think about it, he is the reason I am in the current situation. If it weren’t for him, I would never have met ‘her’. “The girl in the blue scarf,” that is what Pashu had called her when we first saw her. I remember thinking it was an interesting name, like something out of a novel: A mysterious maiden with beautiful expressive eyes. Never in my wildest dreams had I imagined that behind the façade of those soft eyes, was a girl capable of Murder.

      ************
It was more than a year ago but I remember quite well, the day I first met her. It was the first day of vacations after my fourth Semester of I.T Engineering, and I had dragged an unwilling Prashant to the Public Library.
“Dude, Counter-Strike!” he had pleaded, referring to the popular multiplayer shooting game we often spent time playing.
“Come on let's go. They will start playing without us. Can’t you get your stupid book some other time? It's the freaking first day of vacation!” He had continued to buzz in my ears till I headed out the library, finally having found the book that I wanted to read.
“You are such a Nerd. Come on Dude, get a life or else you will never get a girlfriend.” He kept taunting me.
“I am not a Nerd OK. Having an actual interest and not pathetically chasing girls does not make me a nerd. And even if I am, haven’t you heard the phrase: “Nerds are the new cool,” I had snapped at him.
“Is that so? Then why don’t you put your cool switch ON now? Get the number of that girl in the blue scarf over there and I will admit that you have got it,” He had challenged me.
I had looked up to see a slender girl, around 5’3 standing a few feet away near the two-wheeler parking section. She wore a blue kurta on jeans and a matching scarf was tied around her face. She had her back towards us, as she tried to get her Scooty out, without scraping the haphazardly parked bikes around it.
Normally I would have just ignored Pashu but that day, I was just not in the mood to listen to his put-downs. And even though I wasn’t confident, I had approached her.
“Excuse me; do you need help moving the bike out-of-the-way?” I said.
She had turned around and looked at me. Her beautiful honey-brown eyes, the only part of her face that was visible under the scarf, looked me up and down and I became rather self-conscious. At 5 feet 8 inches with a normal build, wheatish complexion and rimless glasses over my dark eyes I was just an average looking guy.
 She accepted my offer to help although a bit warily. I could understand that. Indian girls often misinterpreted help offered by unknown guys as an attempt to flirt with them. Although one can’t blame them for their prejudice as fifty percent of the times, it is actually just a ruse to start a conversation. I immediately dropped any further plans to chat her up and decided that I would rather take Pashu’s taunts than be one of those guys. After I had helped her by moving the other bike out of her way, she thanked me and I was about to go when she called out.
“Is that ‘The Murders by Day’ by Ruthie Allan Shaw?”
“Yes,” I replied, surprised that she had recognized the book just by the back cover. Most girls I knew were not a fan of this genre of books. It turned out that she was a big fan of the author and was waiting to read this book. But as there was only one copy, it was always lent out when she came. We discussed a few of our favourite works by the author. I offered to let her know when I came to return it so that she could take it right away, and just like that she had given me her e-mail address.
“Hey, wait! What is your name? Girl in the blue scarf...” I had called out as she pulled out of the gates. She stopped a few feet away and turned around. “Girl in Blue scarf, is enough for now”, she waved, a laugh playing at her eyes.
Over time our e-mail communication turned to online chatting and we shared our interests with each other. It was just like some cheesy movie: two strangers bonding over a common interest over the Internet. And just like that we became friends. Well, at least in the virtual world. She had still not revealed her name and we kept chatting under Pseudonyms. I had seen her display picture that seemed to have been taken a few years earlier perhaps in her mid-teens and noticed that she was an attractive girl. It was clear that she did not want to share her identity yet. I too was content with having a friend who shared my interests and did not try to pry. She would get all uneasy and distant if any conversation went close to her personal life, so after the first few times, I never strayed that way. Although after a while, I began to wonder what all the mystery was about and told her that I would one day find out her identity and surprise her when she least expected it. She had laughed and accepted the challenge.

So when the opportunity to find out more about her presented itself that evening, I jumped up to seize it. What I didn’t know then was that I would be the one who would end up being shocked.

                                                                     ************

I had just come out of the Xerox shop having photocopied all the notes for this semester exams when I saw her across the road. I caught just a glimpse of her face from one side, but I was sure it was her because I recognized her ‘Scooty’ and her favourite blue silk scarf loosely draped around her face. I crossed the road as fast as possible in the evening traffic, but she had already reached quite far. I quickened my pace, hoping to catch up with her and find out if she lived nearby.

She was almost sprinting now and kept looking over her shoulder as if fearing pursuit. I wondered why she left her bike parked so far away if she wasn’t going nearby. I ducked around a corner as she turned around. She was acting really strange. There was something fishy going on here, and the sleeping detective in me had woken up. It was getting dark and I was easily able to hide in the shadows of trees and bushes. She stopped outside a house just down the road from the famous Starbucks cafe and pulled out her cell phone.

“I have reached. Get ready,” I heard her say as she went and knocked at the door. A seedy looking man opened the door and stepped back, inviting her in. Just as I was debating whether to stop her from entering the house or not, she pulled a knife from her handbag and held it behind her back as she stepped inside. Alarmed yet curious I crouched under the curtained window to see what was going on inside. There was a small gap between the curtains from which I could see a part of the room.

For a while I didn’t see them and could just hear muffled talking. But then I heard the man yell something and everything happened so fast that I couldn’t believe my eyes. I saw both of them struggle for a few seconds and before I could even process it, she had brought the knife slashing down across his chest. He had collapsed to the floor unconscious or perhaps even dead, his shirt rapidly soaking in blood. She hurriedly wrapped the bloody knife in her scarf and headed to the door. I hid myself behind a tree and saw her walk out the main door, down the street, and into the nearby Starbucks Cafe. I quietly followed her.
She sat in the Starbucks cafe, sipping her coffee and staring out of the window. The blood stained knife lay next to her handbag, covered with her blue silk scarf. I could see her through the large glass windows of the cafe; her face partly hidden by strands of her long dark hair. I wondered how anyone could be so calm just a few minutes after stabbing someone. At first I thought that it was self-defence, but then I had seen a few men with guns running towards the house just a few seconds after we left. I began to wonder if she was a part of some criminal gang.  
Just as I decided to go, she moved her head and the curtain of hair fell back from her left cheek. I stood rooted to the spot stunned at the sight of the rubbery patch of burned skin on her once rosy cheek. I stared at her face just as she glanced in my direction and our eyes met. Her eyes widened in surprise as she recognized me and then narrowed as she saw my expression. Maybe she realised what I had seen. I turned around and rushed back home without glancing back at her, my head reeling from the events of that night. 

                                                                    ************
Here I was, reading the morning newspaper after a night of tossing and turning.
“Acid Attack Victim helps Police nab her Perpetrator” The headline screamed as the photo of the girl made me cringe.
 It was her; the girl in the blue scarf. I read about how she had been a victim of cyber stalking which later led to an acid attack. How she had found the culprit, set up a trap with the help of the police, recorded his confession and got the man arrested. It was the same man that I had seen last night and he was injured but alive. The more I read the story the more remorse I felt at the way I had acted. I had jumped to conclusions without knowing the whole story and judged her; a person whose friend I claimed to be. Now I understood why she had been so paranoid about revealing her identity especially to someone over the internet. Perhaps she also feared the reaction of people, the moment that scar was seen. Sometimes we unintentionally judge people and hurt them with our actions. But sometimes circumstances are such that we don’t realise what we are doing.

I decided that I would try to make things right with her. I sent her many e-mails apologizing for my behaviour, but she did not reply. I guess I will just have to keep trying. Perhaps one day she will finally be able to forgive me.
 It’s funny how things turn out. Sometimes we chase something really hard and then when we actually find it, it does not matter anymore. Like in my case: After all this suspense and drama I had finally learned her name through the newspaper but I would always remember her as, “The girl in the blue scarf.”
                                                           
                                                                    **********

 

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Using my Voting Superpower

This Pepsi IPL has been a lot of a fun not only for the Cricket lovers but also the Break time commercial ad lovers. Indians have always been fans of Cinema (Bollywood) & Cricket. This IPL season has it all. CrashThePepsiIPL activity has picked up all the ingredients of perfect TV. Entertainment and mixed it with the already delectable Recipe of I.P.L. in 3 Awesome Courses (Phase 1, Phase 2 & Phase 3)
It Started with the Phase I where where People were asked to make their own Ads and Submit them & winning Ads would be featured during the IPL matches. This Phase Certainly seemed to have woken up the sleeping Madhur Bhandarkars, Farah Khans & even some Sajid Khans (;))( i.e Film Makers) within people. There were Ads submitted in abundance . Some Boring, Some Quirky & Fresh whereas some where downright Mental. 
The Bloggers on the other hand were given a chance to remember and write the Ads they like most/hate most and their overall take on Ads being aired.

Then Was the Phase II  :Where Bloggers had to watch these Ingenious and (Not so Ingenious) creations and give their Opinions about them. Just like the Reviews after a movie is Released. So this is the phase where the Box Office ratings of the Pepsi IPL Ads were judged. By our very own Critics including Your's truly.

& Here is the Phase III:The Proof of Indian Democracy. The Voting.There are Peoples choice Awards for almost everything.  & hey , now its Started for Ads too.This is the Peoples Choice Award equivalent from Bollywood. So I am doing my bit to support this.
Here are a few Ads which are my favorites, and the ones I will be voting for.(As the voting process was from 7th May till 14th of May, I hope that one of these advertisements I voted for Wins.) I have already seen that a few of the Ads I liked in Phase II have been appreciated by judges and are Winners or among Finalists. So Here are the ones I am voting for. Hope they do well. These will be the Ads which will truly portray the democracy motto in Ad world: For the people, By the People, Of the People.

1)Desire:



This is the Ad which I had liked and blogged about in Phase 2 of #CrashthePepsiIPL activity and I still stand by it. This Ad just appeals to me in every way. It has the calmness of the meditation environment shown but yet the spunk and enthusiastic conclusion. Just listening to the sounds of the Pepsi bottle being opened and chugged down, is enough to make anyone feel tempted to drink Pepsi.And What can I say for the yoga instructor/Guru. His expressions are so cute and innocent, gives it a nice comic relief.

2)Living It 

This is another Ad that I supported from the start (Phase2) and am voting for, and no need to say anything more here after watching the video, its just about Living it , in every possible way. Simple yet Powerful way to convey thoughts.

3)Rajma Upma






There is no question, why this ad would appeal to the sensibilities of all Indians. May they be from North or South. It says, although we may have many lifestyle differences, but we Unite with the smallest of gestures. Here the key being Pepsi. Something they both can connect to.It just hits the right spot. The actors have acted  well and conveyed everything through their Myriad expressions. Probably if this Ad had come out earlier, the female actors might have been cast in 2 States.

4)The Uncommercial                                 


What can I say for this ad, I am voting for it just to see a refreshing take or as she may put it 'Out of The Box'  thinking on the Idiot Box. Only thing I can say after watching this is: Do I want to watch it? Yes. Do I want to Vote for it? Yes. Do I want to buy the drink after watching this ad? Yes!!!

So here I have used my voting superpower to vote for the ads listed above and hope to see them on TV soon.



I’m voting for the best ads in the #CrashThePepsiIPL activity in association with BlogAdda from 8th May to 14th May. Are you?

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Sharing is Caring...

Gone are the days where it was considered a Man's job to provide for the household and women's conquests were considered limited to the kitchen. Even now, after women have excelled in almost all the fields they are not considered to be at par with a Man. At least not in all homes.
Yes, Now -a -days the so called new educated generation, often talks about gender equality and all its advantages, and the emancipation of women. But at the end of the day, when the Husband comes home from work and asks his wife who has had an equally tiring day at work,and expects a full course meal ready on the table, while sitting with his feet up in front of the TV, the whole concept is defeated and reduces to what it is...Only Big Talks. False and Hypocritical.

The Indian society seems to be the one that really has a hard time getting used to this concept of gender equality in the household. This is the same society who talks about equality in both genders, equal status of both genders in marriage and on the other hand if there is something slightly different in the running of a household, they gawk and point fingers.
For example. if a Woman stays at home in this age to look after kids, she is just a housewife following her duty to her family. If a Man stays at home with the kids, he is jobless or lazy. If a man helps his wife with household chores, he is labelled as a henpecked husband.

Especially the patriarchal parts of society in India, seems to be insulted even at the suggestion of Men helping out in the household chores. They take it as a personal insult to their Manly hood.
If we look at the Marriage scene of today, an ideal girl is expected to be educated, sophisticated, smart and even having a career. But no matter even if she makes a six figure salary or more, her ability in the household is decided on the perfect Round figure of the Roti/chapatis she makes. She has to juggle her career and household duties. There is hardly anyone who says to her, "you have had a hard day at work today. you rest while I make dinner."

Some might argue that today's working women have it easy, and they can get their partners to help them around the house, but its not as common as people might think.
There was one such lunch time conversation I had:

"Got late for work again, hence had to skip breakfast!" said one of my colleagues, hungrily eating her hurriedly prepared pressure cooker 'Pulav' ( rice dish).
"Oh! How come? Did you wake up late?" I exclaimed.
"No." She replied. "Was caught up with the household chores. Had gone out of station over the weekend, so there was a pile of dirty laundry to be tackled. Finished a load of laundry and realized the curry I was making for lunch had got burnt as I forgot to put off the gas. So had to quickly make something else so my husband and I could carry our lunch."

I remember having this conversation not long ago, and feeling bad that she had to singlehandedly do all this just before coming to office. I had even suggested to her that she could have done some of the work later in the leisure of the evening when even her husband would be home to help her out. But she politely changed the subject after saying that evening time is more hectic with dinner preparations and washing the dishes.

I thought how it would have gone for her if her husband helped her out with the household chores. She firstly would not have burned her food in a hurry to complete the laundry. If her Husband had volunteered to help her out, he could have sorted out the laundry, while she would have made a scrumptious lunch box for them. Also she would not have to skip breakfast to make it in time for work. Her whole day would have gone better.
A woman gives a lot to her house hold, it is the least  her partner can do to lend a hand to her. A woman has stepped out of the kitchen confines and beyond household chores to stand side by side to a man, can't a man do the same and extend a hand in household chores? Doesn't equality also mean sharing the work you do at home equally? After all its a Mans house too.

This could bring a new meaning to the phrase, "Sharing Is Caring". After all, it would show the wife, that the husband cares for her. If the chores are too much, they can make a romantic date of household chores like Cooking'. A little effort on both sides, and the challenge of tackling the household chore together,can become a fun activity to do together at the end of the day. As they say, facing adversities together strengthens the bond between people.
They can imagine household chores to be yet another such hurdle, facing it together can strengthen the bond and will lead to a happy and more balanced home.
Hence its important to #ShareTheLoad in a household to keep it blissful and balanced, because Sharing is Caring. :)


I am writing for the #ShareTheLoad activity at BlogAdda.com in association with Ariel.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Crash The Pepsi IPL Ads, In my style!!

For a Cricket loving Nation like India, besides the normal Seasons of Summer, Winter and Rainy,
there are two other seasons that have to be counted. The Cricket World Cup Season, and the IPL Season.
Like every Season has its own characteristics, these two sports seasons also have their own characteristics. In the World Cup season , one often sees different traits like High temperatures (may or may not be related to whether), High anxiety & perspiration levels (especially during India Pakistan matches) , Some Dizzy Spells (like when the team drops a crucial catch ) or the Soothing breeze of a kick ass Ad (remember the Mauka Mauka ads?).

Then comes the IPL Season, bringing slight respite to the highly charged "We have to Win" environment. After all , just like a competition between siblings, finally whichever team wins, the Cup comes to the same family. Here that family is our Country India.

I.P.L gives cricket lovers a chance to kick back & just enjoy the game. They can just Relax at home, Pop open a chilled drink (Pepsi? ;)) , put their feet up, get lost in the game and watch and enjoy the occasional Commercial Ads. Now who can ignore these Ads? .They have some way or another to get your attention. Either they are so good that you enjoy them or they are so bad that you cannot stop yourself from commenting on them.

Either way, We the viewers have unconsciously formed a rough vision, or an idea in our heads of what their perfect Ad should be and like to watch those kinds of ads more than others. Now Pepsi IPL has added another Fun factor into that equation. The  #CrashThePepsiIPL Activity, where we the common people can make our own ads and the winner gets  featured on TV between the IPL matches. What an exciting way, of letting the viewers watch the Ads they may want to see, the perfect ad they may visualize. An Ad by the viewers, for the viewers. (:p)


Not only that , we bloggers can #CrashThePepsiIPL in our own style by watching these Ads uploaded and talk about them!! Watch an Ad, and comment on them? Every Ad viewing Indians wish at some point or the other. ;) 






There are some Ads that you just cannot Forget, Some ads that you can easily forget, or even do not recollect having watched, then there are some, that you wish you had not watched.
Here are a few ads from the vast number of entries uploaded for #CrashThePepsiIPL , that got the wheel in my head spinning.. .


1) Served



I clicked on this video looking at the thumbnail of some mouth watering Indian dishes, wondering whether this will be an Ad featuring  someone Eating this food while drinking their favorite Pepsi. But when I watched the video, I was pleasantly surprised to see that it perfectly captures the Diversity of India & also the various IPL Teams, in such a tasteful (pun intended) manner. No dramatic dialogues, no excessive visuals, no problems of acting and getting it just right, It hits just the right spot. 
This is what they say:
"Whatever may be the food, whichever may be the state, there is one thing common , A glass of Pepsi , with Every Plate ! "


2) 

This Ad also works along the same concept of diversity in India. There is always something in common, to connect two people. Or in this case, some very competitive looking couples from different parts of India. The Punjabi woman seems to be taking this Food fight quite seriously up to the point of making faces at the southern couple. I found this to be give a slight comic effect to the Ad. Finally at the end of the food exhibition, when they find out their common interest , that one thing that gives them a reason to smile at each other,the Common Pepsi, I just want to say to them..."Why are you just displaying all that food? Just open the bottles & Dig in!!".



3)Living It:



I do not know , what it is about this Ad, that caught my attention, but I instantly liked it. May be it is because of the myriad uses of Pepsi bottles and cans shown, and how each is used to show various ambitions, emotions and ways of Living . I just liked the simplicity and use of situations to show this. 

4)Desire:



I can only say, the Ad has been shot really well. We can actually see, each person reacting to the sound of the Pepsi bottle opening and wanting to just chug it down.

The simple yet nicely put concept: "Its hard to resist the Temptation of a delicious drink like Pepsi.!" Also I found the Yoga instructors expression in the end giving it a much needed comic relief. 

5)Superstition wala pepsi


This Ad has made this list, not because of its brilliant concept, or nice acting, or comic timing. I am writing about this, because the maker of this video was able to get me to watch this video multiple times.Why do you ask? Because it took me around two attempts at watching it, to understand what they were trying to show here. 

First time I watched, I saw two guys in the room, one sitting on sofa and other standing at the door. Suddenly the one standing makes a sign language kind of action to the other fellow, and both of them run down the stairs and to the shop, while squashing a bug (or what looked like a weird bug). They get a Pepsi, get back into the room and then open the bottle.
I then saw the title, Superstition. wondering if i missed something I watched it Again, to notice that , one of the guys, "Sneezed" while getting out of the room. and then I guess the crushing of Bug counts.
I am still not sure what they are trying to say here. I guess, you have to be superstitious to drink Pepsi? Umm, guess you have to be superstitious to even understand this Ad. They could have explained it a bit more.

Check out the #CrashThePepsiIPL videos & participate in the activity at BlogAdda

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Imagine you're an alien and you find out about the Earth solely based on ads...

//Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images or videos posted in this blog post. I have got them from You tube, Blogadda and google search. The rights are reserved by their endorsing companies.//

Advertisements are a part and parcel of the daily life. Now a days, anywhere you go, it may be possible that you do not find mobile network coverage, you may not find proper electricity all day long, you may not find  proper water supply in India, but it is assured that you will definitely find advertisements in some form or the other.May it be a poster or billboard or radio or TV. Advertisements just find a way to creep into the lives and subsequently, even the sub conscience of people who watch them. Then why should Aliens be left out of this equation?


Recently with the release of "P.K." the movie, the concept of how an alien would perceive Earth and those living upon it has become widely intriguing.
I began to Imagine what would it be like, if I was an alien who wished to visit Earth for the first time.

But I imagine the scene going quite differently from what was shown in any movies or books.
Surely if I am a species intelligent enough to find out about and reach Earth, a whole different planet, I would make sure to research and prepare first before barging right into any one inhibiting the planet. What if they all turned out to be cannibals or Alien eaters? or something worse?
I sure as hell would not want anyone to know that I am from another planet, lest they capture me and use me as a lab rat.
To make sure that does not happen, those of us who desired to explore earth, would have to undergo training and tests on basis of which, it would be decided whether we know enough about the inhabitants to survive without being discovered among them.
We would be provided with various videos from our ASRO (Alien Search & Research Organization), a satellite that seemed to have picked up some signals of something called "Ads" from earth . Some from a specific place called India, as we found out.
After watching a lot of Ads and studying and trying to understand them , I would be ready to answer any questions that are flung my way. Here would be some things I learned only on basis of the advertisements I watched:

1)Dogs run behind Cars because they want to drive.   
Some Dogs, run behind Cars because they want to Drive it but cannot find their desired brand (probably with the special smell on the tyres). They want a car so bad, that they run behind every car probably to ask if the owner is interested in selling their car second hand. They get tired in the process. But there is one smart dog, probably their Boss who has found a shortcut to do so without all the energy wasting. He found a website where he bought a second hand car without having to run behind and sniffing his favorite kinds of tyres. He gives other dogs lift in his car. Soon all the dogs will learn from him and stop chasing cars.

Here is the real life example: (Car Dekho .com)



2) Certain Toothpaste companies care so much about your toothaches that can do any dare devil acts to reach you when you are in pain.
 Humans have various types of dental problems. Like humans need salt in their diet, to keep them healthy, human teeth & gums also need certain ingredients to keep them healthy.
1) If your gums/teeth hurt any time of the day, maybe in a coffee shop, or in a cinema hall, or even the closed quarters of your bathroom...these Representatives/Reporters/Actors, will leave no stone unturned to reach you right then asking if your toothpaste has Salt in it. (Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?)  (view the heroic representative in the ad below)(Seems like she did not even waste time to find a parking spot outside , lest he may faint with all the pain.)


(Colgate Active Salt)
2)They even have made a tunnel from their dental clinic to your bathroom mirrors, which seems to open to the password :"Yellow teeth". and Out stumbles a beautiful representative asking if your tooth paste has Lemon and Salt. Perhaps its time to rinse with this toothpaste. Or you could just add water and sugar and offer her the beverage of "Neembu Paani" for her troubles...


3) Human Females are attracted to Men on basis of how they smell.
 Like any species of animals on earth, even Human Females seem to have the tendency of judging the opposite sex through their nose. Age, Weight, Height, Intelligence, Character, No Bar. He must just smell good. Not just smell good. Sometimes he should smell like their favorite food. Aka. Chocolate (Yummy!)!! There are a number of brands that have launched the deodorants that seem to turn even the most sensible lady into a blubbering brain dead . Its perhaps the Pied piper effect that seems to be luring all the women behind this Man drenched in deodorant.



Axe (Chocolate Man)
Perhaps they will soon be launching "Butter Chicken" or " "Paneer Tikka masala" or " Ice Cream " flavored (*:Smelling") deodorants. For those ladies who just love their Indian food.

4) Girls Need not be educated,smart or even qualified for a new job or position or to be popular and achieve something, she just needs to be Fair .
 What kind of fair you ask? The kind which can be used as a luminescent at night to view things in the dark. Not Fair, its just Not Fair enough!!!

If any aliens like the one in my post, are tweaking their antennas to catch our Ads, then here's your chance to make your own Ads and become famous even in A Town (Alien town) :
This Pepsi IPL, it's not just about cricket. It's time to crash with your own created ad! Make your own Pepsi ad & if it's chosen, it could play on TV during Pepsi IPL! And hey, it doesn't end here… Even if you're chosen as a finalist, you stand a chance of winning a prize amount of Rs.1 lakh! 
So what are you waiting for guys? ;)




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