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Advertisements are a part and parcel of the daily life. Now a days, anywhere you go, it may be possible that you do not find mobile network coverage, you may not find proper electricity all day long, you may not find proper water supply in India, but it is assured that you will definitely find advertisements in some form or the other.May it be a poster or billboard or radio or TV. Advertisements just find a way to creep into the lives and subsequently, even the sub conscience of people who watch them. Then why should Aliens be left out of this equation?
Recently with the release of "P.K." the movie, the concept of how an alien would perceive Earth and those living upon it has become widely intriguing.
I began to Imagine what would it be like, if I was an alien who wished to visit Earth for the first time.
But I imagine the scene going quite differently from what was shown in any movies or books.
Surely if I am a species intelligent enough to find out about and reach Earth, a whole different planet, I would make sure to research and prepare first before barging right into any one inhibiting the planet. What if they all turned out to be cannibals or Alien eaters? or something worse?
I sure as hell would not want anyone to know that I am from another planet, lest they capture me and use me as a lab rat.
To make sure that does not happen, those of us who desired to explore earth, would have to undergo training and tests on basis of which, it would be decided whether we know enough about the inhabitants to survive without being discovered among them.
We would be provided with various videos from our ASRO (Alien Search & Research Organization), a satellite that seemed to have picked up some signals of something called "Ads" from earth . Some from a specific place called India, as we found out.
After watching a lot of Ads and studying and trying to understand them , I would be ready to answer any questions that are flung my way. Here would be some things I learned only on basis of the advertisements I watched:
1)Dogs run behind Cars because they want to drive.
Some Dogs, run behind Cars because they want to Drive it but cannot find their desired brand (probably with the special smell on the tyres). They want a car so bad, that they run behind every car probably to ask if the owner is interested in selling their car second hand. They get tired in the process. But there is one smart dog, probably their Boss who has found a shortcut to do so without all the energy wasting. He found a website where he bought a second hand car without having to run behind and sniffing his favorite kinds of tyres. He gives other dogs lift in his car. Soon all the dogs will learn from him and stop chasing cars.
Here is the real life example: (Car Dekho .com)
2) Certain Toothpaste companies care so much about your toothaches that can do any dare devil acts to reach you when you are in pain.
Humans have various types of dental problems. Like humans need salt in their diet, to keep them healthy, human teeth & gums also need certain ingredients to keep them healthy.
1) If your gums/teeth hurt any time of the day, maybe in a coffee shop, or in a cinema hall, or even the closed quarters of your bathroom...these Representatives/Reporters/Actors, will leave no stone unturned to reach you right then asking if your toothpaste has Salt in it. (Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?) (view the heroic representative in the ad below)(Seems like she did not even waste time to find a parking spot outside , lest he may faint with all the pain.)
(Colgate Active Salt)
2)They even have made a tunnel from their dental clinic to your bathroom mirrors, which seems to open to the password :"Yellow teeth". and Out stumbles a beautiful representative asking if your tooth paste has Lemon and Salt. Perhaps its time to rinse with this toothpaste. Or you could just add water and sugar and offer her the beverage of "Neembu Paani" for her troubles...
3) Human Females are attracted to Men on basis of how they smell.
Like any species of animals on earth, even Human Females seem to have the tendency of judging the opposite sex through their nose. Age, Weight, Height, Intelligence, Character, No Bar. He must just smell good. Not just smell good. Sometimes he should smell like their favorite food. Aka. Chocolate (Yummy!)!! There are a number of brands that have launched the deodorants that seem to turn even the most sensible lady into a blubbering brain dead . Its perhaps the Pied piper effect that seems to be luring all the women behind this Man drenched in deodorant.
Axe (Chocolate Man)
Perhaps they will soon be launching "Butter Chicken" or " "Paneer Tikka masala" or " Ice Cream " flavored (*:Smelling") deodorants. For those ladies who just love their Indian food.
4) Girls Need not be educated,smart or even qualified for a new job or position or to be popular and achieve something, she just needs to be Fair .
What kind of fair you ask? The kind which can be used as a luminescent at night to view things in the dark. Not Fair, its just Not Fair enough!!!
If any aliens like the one in my post, are tweaking their antennas to catch our Ads, then here's your chance to make your own Ads and become famous even in A Town (Alien town) :
This Pepsi IPL, it's not just about cricket. It's time to crash with your own created ad! Make your own Pepsi ad & if it's chosen, it could play on TV during Pepsi IPL! And hey, it doesn't end here… Even if you're chosen as a finalist, you stand a chance of winning a prize amount of Rs.1 lakh!
So what are you waiting for guys? ;)
I am joining in on all the Pepsi IPL action in my own style with the #CrashThePepsiIPL activity at BlogAdda.
Advertisements are a part and parcel of the daily life. Now a days, anywhere you go, it may be possible that you do not find mobile network coverage, you may not find proper electricity all day long, you may not find proper water supply in India, but it is assured that you will definitely find advertisements in some form or the other.May it be a poster or billboard or radio or TV. Advertisements just find a way to creep into the lives and subsequently, even the sub conscience of people who watch them. Then why should Aliens be left out of this equation?
Recently with the release of "P.K." the movie, the concept of how an alien would perceive Earth and those living upon it has become widely intriguing.
I began to Imagine what would it be like, if I was an alien who wished to visit Earth for the first time.
But I imagine the scene going quite differently from what was shown in any movies or books.
Surely if I am a species intelligent enough to find out about and reach Earth, a whole different planet, I would make sure to research and prepare first before barging right into any one inhibiting the planet. What if they all turned out to be cannibals or Alien eaters? or something worse?
I sure as hell would not want anyone to know that I am from another planet, lest they capture me and use me as a lab rat.
To make sure that does not happen, those of us who desired to explore earth, would have to undergo training and tests on basis of which, it would be decided whether we know enough about the inhabitants to survive without being discovered among them.
We would be provided with various videos from our ASRO (Alien Search & Research Organization), a satellite that seemed to have picked up some signals of something called "Ads" from earth . Some from a specific place called India, as we found out.
After watching a lot of Ads and studying and trying to understand them , I would be ready to answer any questions that are flung my way. Here would be some things I learned only on basis of the advertisements I watched:
1)Dogs run behind Cars because they want to drive.
Some Dogs, run behind Cars because they want to Drive it but cannot find their desired brand (probably with the special smell on the tyres). They want a car so bad, that they run behind every car probably to ask if the owner is interested in selling their car second hand. They get tired in the process. But there is one smart dog, probably their Boss who has found a shortcut to do so without all the energy wasting. He found a website where he bought a second hand car without having to run behind and sniffing his favorite kinds of tyres. He gives other dogs lift in his car. Soon all the dogs will learn from him and stop chasing cars.
Here is the real life example: (Car Dekho .com)
Humans have various types of dental problems. Like humans need salt in their diet, to keep them healthy, human teeth & gums also need certain ingredients to keep them healthy.
1) If your gums/teeth hurt any time of the day, maybe in a coffee shop, or in a cinema hall, or even the closed quarters of your bathroom...these Representatives/Reporters/Actors, will leave no stone unturned to reach you right then asking if your toothpaste has Salt in it. (Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?) (view the heroic representative in the ad below)(Seems like she did not even waste time to find a parking spot outside , lest he may faint with all the pain.)
(Colgate Active Salt)
3) Human Females are attracted to Men on basis of how they smell.
Like any species of animals on earth, even Human Females seem to have the tendency of judging the opposite sex through their nose. Age, Weight, Height, Intelligence, Character, No Bar. He must just smell good. Not just smell good. Sometimes he should smell like their favorite food. Aka. Chocolate (Yummy!)!! There are a number of brands that have launched the deodorants that seem to turn even the most sensible lady into a blubbering brain dead . Its perhaps the Pied piper effect that seems to be luring all the women behind this Man drenched in deodorant.
Axe (Chocolate Man)
Perhaps they will soon be launching "Butter Chicken" or " "Paneer Tikka masala" or " Ice Cream " flavored (*:Smelling") deodorants. For those ladies who just love their Indian food.
4) Girls Need not be educated,smart or even qualified for a new job or position or to be popular and achieve something, she just needs to be Fair .
What kind of fair you ask? The kind which can be used as a luminescent at night to view things in the dark. Not Fair, its just Not Fair enough!!!
If any aliens like the one in my post, are tweaking their antennas to catch our Ads, then here's your chance to make your own Ads and become famous even in A Town (Alien town) :
This Pepsi IPL, it's not just about cricket. It's time to crash with your own created ad! Make your own Pepsi ad & if it's chosen, it could play on TV during Pepsi IPL! And hey, it doesn't end here… Even if you're chosen as a finalist, you stand a chance of winning a prize amount of Rs.1 lakh!
So what are you waiting for guys? ;)
I am joining in on all the Pepsi IPL action in my own style with the #CrashThePepsiIPL activity at BlogAdda.
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