There we were attending just the Third lecture of the new semester subject D.O.O.P in our classroom.... and yet it seemed that, we have been there for hours n hours at a stretch sleepily listening to the nonstop drawl of an "equally Determined" teacher....
Our class...Notorious for its highly enthusiastic attitude (for all the right reasons at the wrong time).. had somehow reduced into a complete confused murmuring silence...
Just 15 Min's into the lecture and i found myself drifting away..... far far away ....to a land where there was no one to disturb me....no dreary VC++, no mind numbing algorithms.....Just one Window....a window through which i could see a golden divine light....as if it were saying to me..."come to me child...jump out the Window"....I just followed the voice...into an hypnotic trance.. wondering y do i have to jump out a Window??? why wasn't there a door???
Any way....who cares...as long as i Got out of here.. ....''Yes !! jump out the Window ....this Instant.......**Windows.....HInstance..*...???!@2. .. "yes, i m coming"i kept telling the voice...#$Instance...Window%&@..... and i leaned over...to Jump
OUCH!!! WHA...??? i almost yelled aloud....as i got a sharp Nudge in the side... I turned to see my best friend's grinning face...."What??" i said irritably..
*Carin:Dont look so blankly.....Is Tarah ghoor mat deewar ko...M'am dekh legi!!(translation=dont stare at the wall so blankly...or mam will c u*)
i slowly turned 2 look at the window...my only way out......With a pang of guilt... i realised that what i 'd imagined to be a heavenly presence...was Nothing but The Light from the Projector on the wall !!![:( ]
And in fact i realised that the voice i had heard was unmistakeably my teacher Explaining something about VC++ in Windows....having Hinstance command..//
i grinned sheepishly at my friend...wondering how She'd react...if i told her about my brilliant Escapade plans...that involved jumping through the walls.....[: -{} ]
And soon i realised that i Hadn't been the only one trying to escape.....Almost the whole class had managed to slip out through the imaginary doors n windows at the back's of their minds...
One look at their eyes....N you could almost read Different Messages like.....
"OUT OF ORDER" .....(*! @ Kaanpur mein hadtaal !!! kripya koi aur maarg se jaane ki koshish karen)
"DO NOT DISTURB"...(#@ Brain on Holiday!!! Post card zaroor bhejna!!)
"IS ROUTE KI SABHI LINES VYAST HAI!!!..."(@*kripya firse disturb naa karein!!))
"BRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION"....(@! semester exam tak 'khaddon' pe kaam jaari**)
"NO ENTRY!!!" (@#....Not interested....kripya Pravesh ki koshish na kare!!)
"ERROR- ERROR"(@#ERROR!!!- This teacher has tried to reference a memory location which doesnot exist!!!)
Plastered all over their faces!!
And then as i began looking around the class ...my daze left me as soon as it had come...as i began to notice each n every classmate with interest!!!
My gaze rested on Randeep...the person sitting in front of us....
He seemed to have found a comfortable cushion in his notebook....where he rested his forehead into a half sleep......He suddenly woke up with a jerk and began dabbing his eyes with water from his bottle cap....His forehead full of red marks from the piercing hard cover notebook....my over imaginative mind started to wonder....how would it look if he had Tattooed his forehead with floral designs as a fashion statement?!!!! He He
30 Min's left....
Carin n i had started enjoying this game and began looking at others...as far away as possible ..from the Still teaching Miss Sweety...
As i let my eyes wander..., i saw another of my friends... Sundar who seemed to be looking at Ma'm as if she were a Mildly interesting T.V Program....whereas his partner Prabhat seemed to have cracked The joke of the century...was busy giggling to himself!!!
20 Min's left...
Meanwhile one of my classmate Anooja....who ought to b given an Award for bravery...was Completely asleep....Right under Miss Sweety's nose...much to the horror of her partner!!!
I started looking at Rageshree ...who was staring so intently at Miss that Her eyes seemed to be popping out their sockets...just as i was going to mention 2 Carin how she n her partner have managed to avoid sleeping.....My eyes caught Suparna in the action of a "Titanic (Gigantic)Yawn..!!!
That was a point I couldn't restrain myself n burst out laughing.....much to the amazement of the surrounding students.....n looking at me Carin started to giggle too.........I hastened to stop,,...but it turned out as a badly disguised Fit of coughing....
5 Min's left...
More than 3/4 Th of the class had now either fallen asleep...or were simply staring into space..or talking....n at this point...the teacher seemed to have realised that for d past hour she'd managed to drill into our fat skulls nothing but a thimble's worth of knowledge....
With a resigned sigh she ......stopped teaching n took attendence......Anooja slept right through attendence....much to our amazement...
And with the End of lecture bell.....students started filing out of class...to get the Drunken look out from their dazed faces.....!!!
Our class...Notorious for its highly enthusiastic attitude (for all the right reasons at the wrong time).. had somehow reduced into a complete confused murmuring silence...
Just 15 Min's into the lecture and i found myself drifting away..... far far away ....to a land where there was no one to disturb me....no dreary VC++, no mind numbing algorithms.....Just one Window....a window through which i could see a golden divine light....as if it were saying to me..."come to me child...jump out the Window"....I just followed the voice...into an hypnotic trance.. wondering y do i have to jump out a Window??? why wasn't there a door???
Any way....who cares...as long as i Got out of here.. ....''Yes !! jump out the Window ....this Instant.......**Windows.....HInstance..*...???!@2. .. "yes, i m coming"i kept telling the voice...#$Instance...Window%&@..... and i leaned over...to Jump
OUCH!!! WHA...??? i almost yelled aloud....as i got a sharp Nudge in the side... I turned to see my best friend's grinning face...."What??" i said irritably..
*Carin:Dont look so blankly.....Is Tarah ghoor mat deewar ko...M'am dekh legi!!(translation=dont stare at the wall so blankly...or mam will c u*)
i slowly turned 2 look at the window...my only way out......With a pang of guilt... i realised that what i 'd imagined to be a heavenly presence...was Nothing but The Light from the Projector on the wall !!![:( ]
And in fact i realised that the voice i had heard was unmistakeably my teacher Explaining something about VC++ in Windows....having Hinstance command..//
i grinned sheepishly at my friend...wondering how She'd react...if i told her about my brilliant Escapade plans...that involved jumping through the walls.....[: -{} ]
And soon i realised that i Hadn't been the only one trying to escape.....Almost the whole class had managed to slip out through the imaginary doors n windows at the back's of their minds...
One look at their eyes....N you could almost read Different Messages like.....
"OUT OF ORDER" .....(*! @ Kaanpur mein hadtaal !!! kripya koi aur maarg se jaane ki koshish karen)
"DO NOT DISTURB"...(#@ Brain on Holiday!!! Post card zaroor bhejna!!)
"IS ROUTE KI SABHI LINES VYAST HAI!!!..."(@*kripya firse disturb naa karein!!))
"BRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION"....(@! semester exam tak 'khaddon' pe kaam jaari**)
"NO ENTRY!!!" (@#....Not interested....kripya Pravesh ki koshish na kare!!)
"ERROR- ERROR"(@#ERROR!!!- This teacher has tried to reference a memory location which doesnot exist!!!)
Plastered all over their faces!!
And then as i began looking around the class ...my daze left me as soon as it had come...as i began to notice each n every classmate with interest!!!
My gaze rested on Randeep...the person sitting in front of us....
He seemed to have found a comfortable cushion in his notebook....where he rested his forehead into a half sleep......He suddenly woke up with a jerk and began dabbing his eyes with water from his bottle cap....His forehead full of red marks from the piercing hard cover notebook....my over imaginative mind started to wonder....how would it look if he had Tattooed his forehead with floral designs as a fashion statement?!!!! He He
30 Min's left....
Carin n i had started enjoying this game and began looking at others...as far away as possible ..from the Still teaching Miss Sweety...
As i let my eyes wander..., i saw another of my friends... Sundar who seemed to be looking at Ma'm as if she were a Mildly interesting T.V Program....whereas his partner Prabhat seemed to have cracked The joke of the century...was busy giggling to himself!!!
20 Min's left...
Meanwhile one of my classmate Anooja....who ought to b given an Award for bravery...was Completely asleep....Right under Miss Sweety's nose...much to the horror of her partner!!!
I started looking at Rageshree ...who was staring so intently at Miss that Her eyes seemed to be popping out their sockets...just as i was going to mention 2 Carin how she n her partner have managed to avoid sleeping.....My eyes caught Suparna in the action of a "Titanic (Gigantic)Yawn..!!!
That was a point I couldn't restrain myself n burst out laughing.....much to the amazement of the surrounding students.....n looking at me Carin started to giggle too.........I hastened to stop,,...but it turned out as a badly disguised Fit of coughing....
5 Min's left...
More than 3/4 Th of the class had now either fallen asleep...or were simply staring into space..or talking....n at this point...the teacher seemed to have realised that for d past hour she'd managed to drill into our fat skulls nothing but a thimble's worth of knowledge....
With a resigned sigh she ......stopped teaching n took attendence......Anooja slept right through attendence....much to our amazement...
And with the End of lecture bell.....students started filing out of class...to get the Drunken look out from their dazed faces.....!!!
3 comments:
simply gr8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Through this post u have mentioned the actual feeling of every TE COMP student for almost all the lectures.......
With teacher trying their best to teach n student staring at their watch with a simple question in their mind:WHEN WILL THIS LECTURE COME TO AN END!!!!!!
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